The Cover to MTMTE #7
While not without its faults, the More
Than Meets The Eye comic series is a highpoint for Transformers
media. Fan-turned-writer James Roberts brought both a British sense
of humour and a political eye to what was a fairly novel idea at the
time. The war was over, what happens now? For the characters of
MTMTE, it was go off on a quest, with a tone somewhere between Red
Dwarf, and that run of Justice League: International everyone loves.
The comic would do a lot of worldbuilding that stuck, and would
endear itself to the LGBQT community with Chromedome & Rewind,
whom were unambiguously married, and others. However, as often
happens when people passionately love something that goes on to
challenge preconceptions, you'll find a lot of very strong opinions
about the comic. Some justified, some merely masking a distaste for
representation and change in general. Roberts’ use of characters
like Ultra Magnus, Megatron and Getaway provoked endless fandom spats
that still rumble on today. My personal take is that things started
to go off the boil with the Lost Light rebranding, and I got rather
impatient with the series treading water and shuffling some of my
faves out of the roster in rather unsatisfactory ways. I. E Tailgate.
I think what we all loved were the character dynamics, whereas
Roberts got more interested in big picture stuff of his own creation,
as IDW was getting ready for a continuity reboot, so things suffered,
but I will die on a hill for the good bits. Also: shout-out to Anode
and Lug, good to have you ladies along.
An early panel of "Tarn" and the hateful sadists of the D.J.D
So,
where does "Tarn" fit into this? Well, he's a concept that
would be as edgelord as fuck in the hands of another writer. He leads
the Decepticon Justice Division, a team of codenamed sadists whose
job it is to enforce discipline on the rank and file. Their modus
operandi is to work their way down a list of offenders, torturing
these poor bastards for a prolonged period, before killing them in
the messiest way possible. Several of the group transform into
torture implements, and are quite capable of brutalising almost
anyone you care to name. While horrifying on several levels, if you
step back for a moment, and think, another layer presents itself. The
D.J.D are fascist try-hard cringe. A bunch of murderers given licence
by a political philosophy to kill folk, and grossly ineffective at
their implied role as military police. This was entirely the point,
as their spotlight issue demonstrated. "Tarn" is the king
of cringe mountain, although this was not immediately obvious. He was
the subject of much fan theory, as Mr Roberts was a writer fond of
laying plot seeds that would sprout years later. "Tarn's"
given name was not stated, and he wore the Deceptcion badge as a
mask. It wasn't clear who this dude was, but he was scary, could
literally talk people to death, and he was positioned as a peer to
Grimlock in the realm of brute force. There were also a few
characters currently AWOL from the story, so people had their
theories. People got a little upset when these theories proved to be
wrong, not least because Roberts liked red herrings too. Who "Tarn"
is wasn't a mystery to the characters, just the audience, because who
would want to talk about such a person? I wouldn't want to
acknowledge that I knew someone whom joined the fecking Spanish
Inquisition with a gun in one hand, and a management textbook in the
other. It's more about what he is. And what he is, is Kylo Ren before
Kylo Ren was a thing. "Tarn" is deep down a pathetic
fanboy, but that does not make him any less dangerous to those around
him. The guy is bad news personified.
Let's
start with the tank mode, and the related matter of transformation.
What is basically amazing here is the extent to which the art has
been replicated in plastic. This is a comment very applicable
to the robot mode too, but the tank mode is where you'd expect them
to do a Jhiaxus, and phone it in. MTMTE often forgot about
transformation, so it would not have been a shock if they did so
here. Not least because "Tarn" had a highly distinctive alt
mode with six sets of tank treads, two fixed guns on the hull and a
twin cannon turret, him being a Captain Trying-too-hard even
in this sense. It totally would not be a surprise if "Tarn's"
natural altmode was something much more mundane. But no, the tank
mode is, as near as it makes no difference, spot-on to Alex Milne's
character model. Now, this is pretty great, but it's not perfect, as
it's a got a few little things that invite nitpicking. First off, the
hands are visible at the back, a downer that I don't have an obvious
fix for, but I'm willing to forgive. Then there are the treads, which
lack rolling wheels, something you don't miss until its not there. I
can only assume that these were cut on budget and parts count
grounds, which stands out given the attention to detail and the
lavish paintwork throughout. An awful lot here is purple translucent
plastic painted over with more/different purple and metallic
highlights, which looks gorgeous. No kidding, they made this pretty.
Functionally, it's a fairly typical post-Siege vehicle mode, with the
5mm ports nicely integrated into the sculpt, with the turret &
guns based on the same system, and a soft tab that can hold the
assembly straight. The transformation meanwhile is simple overall,
but with complications in the upper body. It's the tread assembly
that is the tricky bit, getting them retabbed and such is a marked
contrast to the legs that largely go where you'd expect. Also, there
is a case of Visible Head Syndrome. Those nits having been picked, I
have to say they did fine work with the tank form. Because, well,
it's doing a good job with difficult source material. And then
there's the robot mode.
The
robot form is where it all comes together, and damn. It is, as near
as it makes no difference, perfect. The nitpicking does however come
back, "Tarn" generally being so good that any weakness
becomes glaring. Overall, the proportions tend towards the lithe, and
this has led to people calling him flat. Another way to describe it
would be "kibble-free", as everything integrates so well,
but I do see where people are coming from on this. "Tarn"
was depicted as a fairly hench sort of guy, with the toy definitely
being wide at the shoulders, and big of feet, but otherwise not fully
capturing that hench-ness. Of course, we can easily chalk this up
reality getting in the way, or, and I think this fits "Tarn's"
fundamentally try-hard vibe, we can assume that this is a skinny guy
in a muscle suit, trying to look more intimidating. That is exactly
the sort of thing he'd do. Another visual point of interest is a
reported similarity in some details to Alex Milne's most recent
character model for Bludgeon, a fellow tankformer, and Decepticon
rather famous in comics. If this foretells a future retool, colour me
interested. Meanwhile, there is a lot of paint over translucent
plastic, and some easily missed light piped eyes.
So,
with the visuals on point, what's it like functionally? Generally
pretty good, with a few touches that go beyond the brief. "Tarn"
has all the legacy standard joints, with opening hands, which are always fun. Due to how
the transformation works, the legs end up with notable freedom, those
chunky feet helping with balance, and you can unclip the knees for
more movement. The arms aren't quite as good, as this is where the
tank tread design meets Hasbro engineering. They have enough, don't
get me wrong, but an additional swivel at the shoulder would have
been nice. Its almost as if having a bunch of tank treads for arms is
a cool-looking but slightly impractical idea? "Tarn" and
the D.J.D in a nutshell, that. The twin fusion cannon, as mentioned,
also gives you a few options for use, with alternative long-barrelled
and backpack configurations. So, he can definitely do more than stand
there and look intimidating. A good robot mode.
My
point? Well, I have several beyond this toy actually existing, when
many thought it never could. Looking at this toy, I am reminded of
the feeling I had with Combiner Wars, in that a lot of third party
items just got put on eBay. If you collect actual Transformers, i.e.
robots that become other things and can (theoretically) be found at
retail, this is immediately the best "Tarn", and probably
the best one we are ever likely to get. Yes, you could go for one of
the third party options, but you maybe aren't getting more for your
money? Or an actual toy? Yes, there is a model kit and Super7
version if you want licenced merch, but those don't transform. But if
you want an actual Transformer? I have good news, they did a fine job
here. Also, as the lengthy preamble implies, "Tarn" is an
important-if-cringey character in the Transformers fandom, so it's
good that they tried, and even better that they succeeded.