Due to both work and family commitments, December is not a great time for me to get things done. Mind you, creativity grabs me when it wants, resulting in this monstrosity.
A little context. Back in the day I was fond of Battlefleet Gothic, a somewhat insane game of space combat. Think of it as more tall ships and Admiral Nelson than fighters and Admiral Ackbar. It was on my radar due to it getting a PC game,, which I intend to get eventually, but I soon realised the rules had since passed into the public domain. Papercraft fleets were also a thing. So, me and a few mates ended up playing a game. I shan't bore you with a recap, the fleets were very unequal as it turned out, but will happily boast that I took out two ships via boarding actions, which made for a moral victory. If not actual victory. Anyway, I decided to take a stab at scratchbuilding an Ork Terrorship, and here we are. Its mainly off-brand lego, green stuff, and assorted plasticard. Some details, like the bridge come from a 1/750 destroyer kit, while the main guns are from WH40k. Scale is a worry here, but, you know, first try. And it ain't done.
Will I make of these? I don't know. Depends how much I end up playing the game. To a certain extent, you have to scratchbuild ships for BFG though. Its been out of production for years, and most of the miniatures have the mixed blessing of being metal pieces, so after market prices are a bit insane.
Mind you, working way up to an orky version of the SDF-1 Macross or the JMC Red Dwarf.....that would be fun.
Monday, 26 December 2016
Friday, 23 December 2016
My Top Twenty Transformer Things of 2016
Since I started selling toys on eBay,
I've not been able to do reviews. Its a matter of appearing biased
and having conflicting interests. I still collect however, and its
the time of year for awards. So, I thought I'd list my favourites,
not detailed analysis, but brief discussions of why I like them. All
the toys and/or comics would be good, or at least interesting, but
the number 1 would not necessarily be the best Transformer this year.
I don't dabble in Masterpiece or Japanese lines, and my interest in
the comics usually stops with James Roberts, so my sample size is a
bit small. So, something in the line of last year's top ten, toys I
have in my personal collection which were released this year. More or
less. Then I realised its actually been a pretty good year for
Transformers, and 10 wasn't big enough a number. Especially since
Titans Return Wave 3 started appearing in December, and Six Shot was
looking to be a shoe-in for top 5 if I got it in time. Did I get it
in time? Well, keep reading.
Let's do a top twenty instead.
Numbers 20-11 represent the honourable
mentions category. Toys I'm glad I have, but got pushed out of the
top ten by others. You'll notice a lot of retools in there, but
that's not a bad reflection on them, as we have parts reuse in the
Top Ten too. Buckle up.
20: Titans Return Rewind
While definitely the most successful attempt to reinvent tapeformers, the legends class "tablets" of Titans Return have ended up as an also-ran. Good enough as a group, but one hopes for more interesting toys in later waves. Rising above, more for what he is than what he does, is Rewind. As a toy, he's a nice robot, with an IDW head, a serviceable tank mode, whom adds to Blaster as a chest minion. As one half of a married couple of two guys, yet in Toys R Us, he means a lot more.
While definitely the most successful attempt to reinvent tapeformers, the legends class "tablets" of Titans Return have ended up as an also-ran. Good enough as a group, but one hopes for more interesting toys in later waves. Rising above, more for what he is than what he does, is Rewind. As a toy, he's a nice robot, with an IDW head, a serviceable tank mode, whom adds to Blaster as a chest minion. As one half of a married couple of two guys, yet in Toys R Us, he means a lot more.
19: Titans Return Brawn (Titanmaster)
While not the best solo titanmaster
release, Brawn gets on this list due to his general competency and
theme. Whereas a lot of the toys at this pricepoint seem a bit
misplaced, having Brawn as a tiny dude riding in an ATV isn't a
stretch, even if the hoverbike mode is. It helps that the titanmaster
evokes his toy design in robot mode, whereas the head is pure
cartoon. That aside, functionally its the most consistent toy so far
of its kind, not having a weak mode, and probably having the best
weapon form. Just a shame that so much detail goes unpainted.
18: Robots in Disguise Quillfire
(Warrior)
The modern Robots In Disguise cartoon and its toys have largely failed to register with me. I don't think I was the only one put off by the thought of a series about Bumblebee, and its non-standard size classes reminiscent of Age Of Extinction. The quality did however improve as things went along, eventually giving us this guy. Quillfire is very close to being a proper deluxe, if only his doors folded up, while having loads of character, and two weapons both which stow internally. I'm also amazed they articulated the neck, it could have been so easily been fixed as a cost saving measure.
The modern Robots In Disguise cartoon and its toys have largely failed to register with me. I don't think I was the only one put off by the thought of a series about Bumblebee, and its non-standard size classes reminiscent of Age Of Extinction. The quality did however improve as things went along, eventually giving us this guy. Quillfire is very close to being a proper deluxe, if only his doors folded up, while having loads of character, and two weapons both which stow internally. I'm also amazed they articulated the neck, it could have been so easily been fixed as a cost saving measure.
17: Titans Return Blurr (Deluxe)
Yo listen up here's a story
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a
blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm Blurr da ba dee da ba daa
Etc. etc.
Anyway, Blurr is a nice mould, but the
blue is overpowering. Gonna repaint mine, I think.
16: Combiner Wars Trailbreaker
(Deluxe)
An unexpected pleasure from the final gasps of Combiner Wars, Trailbreaker is another benchmark transformer. Not because he's a brilliant toy, although he has little to apologise for, but more for being better a toy on the second pass. The original Offroad mould is an also-ran of Combiner Wars, suffering from some tabbing issues that affected the already unstable Menasor, and a lack of anything to make it stand out amongst its peers. Trailbreaker fixes both problems, being rock solid in all modes, and adding Rook's party trick. More like this please.
An unexpected pleasure from the final gasps of Combiner Wars, Trailbreaker is another benchmark transformer. Not because he's a brilliant toy, although he has little to apologise for, but more for being better a toy on the second pass. The original Offroad mould is an also-ran of Combiner Wars, suffering from some tabbing issues that affected the already unstable Menasor, and a lack of anything to make it stand out amongst its peers. Trailbreaker fixes both problems, being rock solid in all modes, and adding Rook's party trick. More like this please.
15: Combiner Wars Victorion (Boxset)
My last Combiner Wars purchase, I hope, the fan-built-female-combiner set was an impulse buy at a good price, but proved to be better in hand then I expected. Its that beautiful sword and all that subtle retooling to make them feminine without going the sexy robot route. Unified colour schemes, and the fact the Combiner Wars toys are rarely bad helps too. That said, quality control issues and simple mould fatigue seem to be at play here, taking the shine off.
My last Combiner Wars purchase, I hope, the fan-built-female-combiner set was an impulse buy at a good price, but proved to be better in hand then I expected. Its that beautiful sword and all that subtle retooling to make them feminine without going the sexy robot route. Unified colour schemes, and the fact the Combiner Wars toys are rarely bad helps too. That said, quality control issues and simple mould fatigue seem to be at play here, taking the shine off.
14: Titans Return Powermaster
Prime (Leader)
An extensive and perhaps obvious retool of Ultra Magnus, this adds new play features, a third mode, addresses the hand issue, and brimgs an industrial amount of nostalgia. Given that Magnus was already a pretty good toy, this basically adds up to great, but is likely to be overshadowed by later releases. In a repeat of Devastator, the Japanese equivalent has additional tooling, which looks to be an improvement in almost all ways except feet. Whichever version you go for though, this toy nails the robot/truck/base play pattern better than any Optimus we've had for a while, if a bit gappy.
An extensive and perhaps obvious retool of Ultra Magnus, this adds new play features, a third mode, addresses the hand issue, and brimgs an industrial amount of nostalgia. Given that Magnus was already a pretty good toy, this basically adds up to great, but is likely to be overshadowed by later releases. In a repeat of Devastator, the Japanese equivalent has additional tooling, which looks to be an improvement in almost all ways except feet. Whichever version you go for though, this toy nails the robot/truck/base play pattern better than any Optimus we've had for a while, if a bit gappy.
13: Titans Return Fortress
Maximus
Perhaps the most interesting retool in this modern age of retools, Fortmax is a remix of 2013's Metroplex, another modern classic. Is he as good? Well it depends. The robot mode certainly looks better, the proportions greatly improved, and the reuse of parts borders on the ingenious. Cerebros is also a high point, overcoming his status as soundbox on legs to the point where some want him separately. And while I want to slap the person whom included the sticker sheet, the metallic foil effect adds a lot to the finished product. On the flipside, the city form is necessarily different from the G1 toy, and there's an almost "Uncanny Valley" feel to things as now undocumented engineering is retained from Metroplex. Odds are, you've already made up your mind on this one, but its got an appeal.
Perhaps the most interesting retool in this modern age of retools, Fortmax is a remix of 2013's Metroplex, another modern classic. Is he as good? Well it depends. The robot mode certainly looks better, the proportions greatly improved, and the reuse of parts borders on the ingenious. Cerebros is also a high point, overcoming his status as soundbox on legs to the point where some want him separately. And while I want to slap the person whom included the sticker sheet, the metallic foil effect adds a lot to the finished product. On the flipside, the city form is necessarily different from the G1 toy, and there's an almost "Uncanny Valley" feel to things as now undocumented engineering is retained from Metroplex. Odds are, you've already made up your mind on this one, but its got an appeal.
12: Combiner Wars Sky Lynx (Voyager)
I was down on this toy at first, my opinions coloured by questionable quality control and overhype. On balance however, Commander Modesty ends up as the best overall CW torso bot, if lacking for appropriate limbbots. No single mode is a total success, but there is no weak third mode either. The torso mode is heroically proportioned, and makes better use of the jet moulds than Superion does. And let's be real here, Sky Lynx is so utterly bonkers, its impossible not to like him.
I was down on this toy at first, my opinions coloured by questionable quality control and overhype. On balance however, Commander Modesty ends up as the best overall CW torso bot, if lacking for appropriate limbbots. No single mode is a total success, but there is no weak third mode either. The torso mode is heroically proportioned, and makes better use of the jet moulds than Superion does. And let's be real here, Sky Lynx is so utterly bonkers, its impossible not to like him.
11: Titans Return Crashbash
(Titanmaster)
An extremely charming little toy, this is a spare head that combines with a wyvern to make an adorable T-Rex. Or what can only be described as a triple barrelled butt cannon. He's a great pocket money toy, all these individual titanmasters are, but this is the one to beat in later waves. Of course, given the number of times this toy has been re-released.....it will probably be in those later waves too.
An extremely charming little toy, this is a spare head that combines with a wyvern to make an adorable T-Rex. Or what can only be described as a triple barrelled butt cannon. He's a great pocket money toy, all these individual titanmasters are, but this is the one to beat in later waves. Of course, given the number of times this toy has been re-released.....it will probably be in those later waves too.
10: Combiner Wars Shockwave
(Legends)
Another toy making this article because I didn't get it until April, Shockers is an ideal representation of the character, and the best thing about the CW Combaticons. Seriously, articulation, appearance, transformation, and play value all tend towards great. When the only change you'd make is the characteristic use of translucent plastic, you know you've got something good. I liked this toy so much, I brought it even after I'd got it 3 times as the Botcon Reflector set.
Another toy making this article because I didn't get it until April, Shockers is an ideal representation of the character, and the best thing about the CW Combaticons. Seriously, articulation, appearance, transformation, and play value all tend towards great. When the only change you'd make is the characteristic use of translucent plastic, you know you've got something good. I liked this toy so much, I brought it even after I'd got it 3 times as the Botcon Reflector set.
9: Titans Return Hardhead (Deluxe)
Hardhead is an entirely satisfactory toy, but it has a mouth-plate, unlike basically all fictional depictions of the character. Putting that aside, HH is possibly the best deluxe overall in Titans Return wave 1, and out-performs toys in other size classes too. If you've got an Autobot with two guns and effective articulation, you are half way there with me, but this guy looks great, and he really sells the play pattern.
8: Titans Return Mindwipe
(Deluxe)
While all of the wave 2 Titans deluxes are worth a look, Mindwipe is the most interesting and arguably the most functional. This is mainly due to his unique transformation where the legs unfold into bat wings, and the number of daft fan modes that result. He's also well-made in robot form, and I find his accessories to be a surprisingly attractive. A solid performer.
While all of the wave 2 Titans deluxes are worth a look, Mindwipe is the most interesting and arguably the most functional. This is mainly due to his unique transformation where the legs unfold into bat wings, and the number of daft fan modes that result. He's also well-made in robot form, and I find his accessories to be a surprisingly attractive. A solid performer.
6/7: Titans Return Blaster/Soundwave
(Leader)
Ever since Jetfire came along in 2014, the modern leader class has felt a bit of a compromise. Be it gappy plastic, sub-par engineering or a questionable design choice, a good all-rounder had yet to appear. With Blaster, it arrived. While not exceptional in any mode, this toy is consistent and hides its hollowness. Big. Simple. Fun. And Soundwave adds an accessory. Both represent the best versions of their characters outside of Masterpiece, if slightly let down so far by the quality of the chest minions so far.
Ever since Jetfire came along in 2014, the modern leader class has felt a bit of a compromise. Be it gappy plastic, sub-par engineering or a questionable design choice, a good all-rounder had yet to appear. With Blaster, it arrived. While not exceptional in any mode, this toy is consistent and hides its hollowness. Big. Simple. Fun. And Soundwave adds an accessory. Both represent the best versions of their characters outside of Masterpiece, if slightly let down so far by the quality of the chest minions so far.
5: Sins of the Wreckers (Comic
series)
I feel really sorry for Nick Roche, because not only was Last Stand of the Wreckers a tough act to follow, not only was MTMTE was reaching a fever pitch at about the same time, the guy suffered a family tragedy while he was working on it, delaying the series. This has unduly marked the reception of Sins, trapping it a cycle of hype, anti-hype, and uncertainty. Its fortunate then that its a honestly excellent work. Personal where Last Stand was bombastic, but no less shocking or political, the plot Sins is something I dare not spoil by explaining it. I will however say that certain characters and scenes you will never forget. However much you may want too......
I feel really sorry for Nick Roche, because not only was Last Stand of the Wreckers a tough act to follow, not only was MTMTE was reaching a fever pitch at about the same time, the guy suffered a family tragedy while he was working on it, delaying the series. This has unduly marked the reception of Sins, trapping it a cycle of hype, anti-hype, and uncertainty. Its fortunate then that its a honestly excellent work. Personal where Last Stand was bombastic, but no less shocking or political, the plot Sins is something I dare not spoil by explaining it. I will however say that certain characters and scenes you will never forget. However much you may want too......
4: Titans Return Chromedome
(Deluxe)
Chromedome was one of those toys that was gonna be a lot of peoples favourite, but also where some collectors were not immediately on board. Along with Rewind he forms the premier MTMTE couple, beloved by Tumblr and almost anyone whom actually reads the comic. But if you hadn't, all Chromedome just looks like is a retool of the excellent if over-used Combiner Wars Dead End. He's not, he's just copying engineering, although he share parts with #17 on this list. All that said, Chromedome ended up a very high quality toy, and was only pushed our of the top 3 by a late addition. This guy is basically Dead End plus Blurr, with an IDW face. He's the Marvel superhero film. He's very familiar, but he's so well put together, the end result is awesome. Chromedome is the new standard for car transformers, having all you could want at the price and no meaningful flaws.
Chromedome was one of those toys that was gonna be a lot of peoples favourite, but also where some collectors were not immediately on board. Along with Rewind he forms the premier MTMTE couple, beloved by Tumblr and almost anyone whom actually reads the comic. But if you hadn't, all Chromedome just looks like is a retool of the excellent if over-used Combiner Wars Dead End. He's not, he's just copying engineering, although he share parts with #17 on this list. All that said, Chromedome ended up a very high quality toy, and was only pushed our of the top 3 by a late addition. This guy is basically Dead End plus Blurr, with an IDW face. He's the Marvel superhero film. He's very familiar, but he's so well put together, the end result is awesome. Chromedome is the new standard for car transformers, having all you could want at the price and no meaningful flaws.
3: Titans Return Triggerhappy (Deluxe)
The first last minute addition to this
list, Triggerhappy came out of nowhere to be everyone's darling.
While he personally ties into some happy childhood memories, this toy
is notable for its very novel transformation, a distinctive jet mode,
and satisfying robot mode. Its extremely well-presented too, with
numerous effective paint applications, minimal gaps, landing gear,
and a dedicated figure stand port for each mode. This all rests atop
the Titans Return play pattern, which makes Triggerhappy extremely
compelling as a toy. He's the best jetformer we've had in a while,
and like Chromedome represents the new standard for such things, whom
he ranks above for seemingly being completely new.
2: The Dying of the Light (More
Than Meets The Eye Volume 10)
"Season 2" of MTMTE has been subject of a lot of controversy, but this five issue story proved to bean undeniable high note More Than Meets The Eye has always been willing to take risks amongst the character comedy, and its biggest was to make Megatron a regular character, on probation for his innumerable war crimes, and seeking to change his legacy. Against all odds, they pulled it off. Megatron's character gained nuance and complexity that just wasn't there before, and we slowly realised he was sincere. In this story arc, it all came crashing down, as his past caught up with him and people started to die. But it wasn't just about him, as plot threads bubbling away since 2012 came to the fore, and the core cast found itself re-enacting Rorke's Drift. As if we needed reminding, this story proved James Roberts and Alex Milne are names you want on a Transformers comic.
"Season 2" of MTMTE has been subject of a lot of controversy, but this five issue story proved to bean undeniable high note More Than Meets The Eye has always been willing to take risks amongst the character comedy, and its biggest was to make Megatron a regular character, on probation for his innumerable war crimes, and seeking to change his legacy. Against all odds, they pulled it off. Megatron's character gained nuance and complexity that just wasn't there before, and we slowly realised he was sincere. In this story arc, it all came crashing down, as his past caught up with him and people started to die. But it wasn't just about him, as plot threads bubbling away since 2012 came to the fore, and the core cast found itself re-enacting Rorke's Drift. As if we needed reminding, this story proved James Roberts and Alex Milne are names you want on a Transformers comic.
1: Titans Return Six Shot (Leader)
By far the most ambitious toy on this
list, Six Shot had a lot riding on him. Transformers with more than 2
distinctive/convincing modes are rare enough on their own, but 6? We
hadn't had that since the 2000 Robots in Disguise series with
Megatron/Gigatron, the closest thing since being the 4 mode Animated
Shockwave. When I saw the pictures, I knew that as long as it didn't
break on day one we were looking at a modern classic. Getting it in
person revealed some imperfections that confirmed it was made by
mortal hands for the mass market, but yes.
Six Shot is possibly the biggest crowd
pleaser we've had since Generations Springer.
Perfect? No. He's basically made of
friction joints, and I took steps to tighten things immediately. He's
entirely in the G1 aesthetic, so his altmodes require “imagination”.
There's the whole submarine silliness too, and the guns look a bit
weedy. These things do not matter. He does all the original did,
modernised with articulation, tabs to interact with base modes, AND
a titanmaster whose design is a spectacularly dark in-joke. Play
value is off the charts, as is style, and this makes him my #1.
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Sunday, 20 November 2016
So, I started modelling again.....Part 2: Tankie, Teef, and a Tinboy
What the hell, lets make a series. Not
necessarily a weekly thing, I don't create to a rota, but what the
hell.
Let's talk about the tankie. I was putting the finishing touches on this when I last posted, and to recap, its a bitz box job, rather a true scratch-build. There are three major components, the resin tracks, a central hull being made from off-brand lego, and a turret from a crappy tank toy. These where then dressed with mix of resin, white metal, plasticard, anything that fit really. I call it "Tankie", as its cute much the same manner as the Metal Slug tank, but its more of an Infantry Fighting Vehicle with the rear door. The project then turned into another rust painting exercise, I like how it came out, but I think I over did the orange. Then again, we've had Mad Max: Fury Road, and that was a bright as a supernova, so why not?
Oh, and I've been practising teeth,
with mixed success. I pulled this somewhat badly glued together boy
out of the bitz box, and got some new paint. Its not a great job, but
at least its game-worthy.
As for other projects, I'm planning to
slowly build up to a Stompa/Gorkanaut type/thing. I did make some
progress on that, but I dropped it, so its been shelved in 17
different pieces. I plan to come back to it once I've had a bit more
practice, or I stop feeling daft. Whichever happens first. For the
meantime, in a no doubt shocking turn of events, I'm doing some
robots. I am continuing to experiment with painting techniques here.
There's a few more, but they aren't really ready to show yet.
Back soon.
Sunday, 13 November 2016
So, I started modelling again.....
OK, as I've mentioned in previous
posts, its not been a great year for me. I don't feel I can discuss
it here, but its coming to a logical end. Things may be improving
finally, but I've needed to get a new hobby to distract myself. As it
turned out, an old hobby. I went back to model making, something I've
not really done for three years. To provide context, like numerous
Nottingham nerds, I was a big fan of Games Workshop games. I played
Orkz, still have a quite expansive army, but I went off the hobby.
There are various reasons for this, but the main reason was the most
recent Ork codex, followed by the head-in-bum stupidity that was
their Warhammer reboot. I'm not quite over those things, so I don't
think I am gonna be commanding an army in WH40K any time soon.
However, after some light toy customisation, I found the process of
creation to be very relaxing. So, I rummaged through my still very
expansive bits box, and went to town.
Not to sound too much like a prat, but
its nice to remember you are good at something.
First off, is the bandit, which I
suppose in rules terms would be a Looted Wagon or Rhino. The main
hull is a Space Marine Predator, of the hairy-chested Space Wolf
chapter, if I recall correctly. While a Predator is a main battle
tank, for real life money reasons, its based on the Rhino transport.
The turret and guns were long gone, but it was only a matter of
filling the holes and bolting on new bits to make into an APC.
Several of the new parts, such as that big ram, come from a company
called Ramshackle Games. If I post more photos, you'll see more of
their stuff. Also had a happy discovery during painting; orange is a
great way to do rust.
Smokey here is however pretty much
solid Games Workshop. There are fairly modern plastics used here for
the head and shoulder pad, but its mostly old school white metal. I'm
still experimenting with paints and remembering techniques, so he's
not quite done. The armour is painted in the same manner as the tank,
more-or-less, but the skin is a “Vallejo Game Color Goblin Green”.
That was a little odd to work with, as it basically inks itself as it
dries. I need to remember how to do teeth....
Another project I'm working on is
“Tankie” here. Its much more a scratchbuild, in that while the
tracks are resin, the main body is lego, and the turret is off a cheap
tank toy.
More to come, if I feel like it.
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Thursday, 3 November 2016
A Brief Review Of Doctor Strange
Sorry, I know its been a while.
Well, its a Marvel film, do we need to
say any more?
Dum-dee-dum-twiddle-my-thumb.
You can go now.
Oh, we do,
sorry.
Right, Doctor
Strange is the latest in the generally very consistent Marvel canon,
and one of its smaller scale entries, as its an origin story for a
single character. Like last year's Ant-Man, its almost a throwback to
the “Phase 1” films, and has a fairly light connection to
existing plot threads, excluding a mid-credits sequence and a rather
notable name drop. This was probably for the best as this film
attempts to place hand-wavy magic into a world of soft sci-fi, a
tough sell at the best of times. This film however pulls it off,
creating utterly beautiful action sequences that feel like lucid
dreams. I do want to see this film again in 3D, I feel it would add
to the effect, rather than than be a cheap gimmick, which is high
praise from me. Its also a generally slick production with a strong
cast, and a general feeling of competency. Benedict Cumberbatch is
another great casting choice, fitting into the role as well as
Robert Downey Jr. did with Tony Stark, and the beard is a massive
boost to the man. The remainder of the cast do well with what they
have, the narrative progressing in a solid manner for the genre, and
there is no obvious weak point in the entire enterprise.
This however is not
quite the same as saying Doctor Strange is a great film in its own
right. Something about it didn't click with me. There is where the
comparison to Phase 1 comes back. Those were always entertaining
films, but I didn't love any of them until the Avengers assembled.
Doctor Strange has so much going with respects to its core concept
that its almost surprising it works as well as it does. But we are
still in a position where the rules of the world still need to be
explained, and this undermines the concept of danger. The formula of
the Marvel films, or perhaps just the genre at large, also shows
through. Doctor Strange doesn't look like any other Marvel film,
including Thor, but it has a similar feel in places, and the same
sense of humour. You'd be daft to say this film was identical to say
Guardians of the Galaxy or Captain America, but you can pick out
common themes. If you'd been inclined to sketch out a plot for this
film beforehand based on the trailer, you'd probably have got the
specifics wrong, but I wouldn't be surprised if you got the broad
strokes. The ending was a surprise, however. Doctor Strange, while
quite trippy could have been a lot stranger, perhaps to its benefit.
Then again, to misquote someone, you have to have your feet on the
ground, before you can build castles in the sky.
And, you'll forgive
me if I don't open the can of worms that was casting Tilda Swanson as
the Ancient One. She does a good job, but that's a topic for another
day.
All this is however
is me attempting to draw a line between the merely good, and the
exceptional. Doctor Strange is good, and there's nothing wrong with
that. While I don't wish to make comparisons with the distinguished
competition, this film certainly handled magic a lot better than
Suicide Squad did, and remains infinitely more watchable than some
films about superheroes released this year.
The Verdict
Doctor Strange is
exactly what it looks like, no more, no less, and that's just fine.
Sunday, 7 August 2016
A Review Of Suicide Squad (2016), With Some Spoilers
Image Copyright Warner Bros. Used under fair use provisions.
In the weeks leading up to its release,
Suicide Squad was looking to be a repeat of Bats v Supes. There were
repeated reports of trouble behind the scenes, reshoots and reedits,
as the trailers went from dour to paint factory explosion. People
involved started talking against film reviewers, such as Cara Delevingne whom
said not to listen to critics, they don't like superhero
films. Rotten Tomatoes gave it 26% at time of writing(1). Some
frankly insane fans started a petition to close that website, based
mainly on that, before the film was even out. And all the while, the
film was trending for a record breaking opening weekend and a sharp
drop off. This is all despite an honestly interesting idea, and it
being a genre first. Its the dirty dozen, but with super villains.
Its DC's answer to Guardians of the Galaxy. But is it any good?
Almost.
Suicide Squad has quite blatantly been tampered with during production, not enough to ruin the experience, but they probably should have left it alone. Its a cake they took out the oven too soon, only for the cook to cut bits off, shove it back in, and cover it all in day-glo icing. There's still enough sugar sprinkles and chocolate chips to salvage the mess, but its not a top tier product. Suicide Squad is not as funny or as colourful as the trailers make it look. You've probably seen all the good jokes already, and I suspect the bad ones to be from the reshoots. Tone is inconsistent, never feeling quite natural, and frequently punctuated with popular pop music. The positives, such as they are, suggest a darker and more elegant Director's Cut. They've basically put LEDs and chrome rims on a hearse with this film, and then painted it pink. Key scenes seem to be missing, replaced with clunky exposition, while character motivations are a mess. Its a hard movie to make an emotional connection with, good or bad, and is therefore unsatisfying. Be it the studio, the editor, or the director, Suicide Squad shares so many flaws with Batman V Superman I don't blame anyone whom was bitterly disappointed by this film.
On a more specific level, I can't work
out why Harley Quinn, and by extension The Joker, are in this film. I
mean, obviously, they are there to draw in fans, but
narratively it makes no sense. Harley is just a mortal woman with a
baseball bat and a mental illness in this world, and yet she's on a
team with a professional assassin, a man whom controls fire, and a
sorceress. There's nothing she does the other squaddies don't do, and
is an absolute liability at all times, so there's no narrative reason
for her to be there(2). If this film had been about an attempt to
capture The Joker or similar, then, yeah, she'd be on the team, but
this isn't what the plot is. I'd also like to make the surprising,
and somewhat worrying, complaint that they seem to have romanticised
the relationship between the two. Something that was explicit in the
cartoons that created her was that Harley was in an abusive
relationship, her affection being largely one-sided and taken
advantage of frequently. She is a battered wife, and therefore both
sympathetic and somewhat blameless for her part in The Joker's
horrific crimes. In this film, their relationship is much more even,
and she ends up being much less likeable as a result. And to be
honest, the scenes with both could have been excised from the film
with little effect. This film is so fundamentally confused about its
own existence, that Harley, or for that matter, everyone, lacks a
coherent arc. The inevitable world building scenes are also a
problem, Batman showing the same disregard for his secret identity as
he does in the Justice League trailer.
Does Suicide Squad get anything right?
Well, while its clearly not the single vision it should be, the film
does end up being the better of DC's films this year, not that this
is strictly saying much. Having little prior investment in a majority
of the cast, I was less immediately hostile to their depictions than
Zack Synder's wrong-headed approach to Superman. I also found Jared
Leto's Joker to be less immediately irritating than initial reports
suggested. Certain characters, like Viola Davis as Amanda Waller and
Will Smith as Will Smith(3) honestly do shine. Margot Robbie is a
star in the making. And throughout, there's the sense that there was
a better movie in there, somewhere. Its a confused film, but unlike
Synder's work, its more interesting than aggressively stupid.
The Verdict
Suicide Squad is not overtly terrible,
but its close. Its also a fair distance from being good. There are
many basic story telling flaws present, and while the film is
interesting enough to distract from this, its not something that's
going to do well in repeat viewing. If you are a diehard DC fan,
you'll find something to like, but don't be daft and start
criticising the critics. Its good for one watch, and maybe a
Director's Cut. But it ain't Guardians of the Galaxy.
Foot notes
- Which means 26% of reviewers gave it a positive review, BTW. Not that it scored 26 out of 100.
- You can make similar arguments about Captain Boomerang, but he's an original member of the team from the comics, and a world-class bank robber. He's got as much reason to be there as anyone.
- Not a typo.
Sunday, 17 July 2016
Opinion Piece: My Opinions Of The Batman. Again.
Right, I said I'd do some effing
opinion pieces, didn't I? Well, I struggled a bit, given my new
business demanding a lot of my time, and disqualifying some 90% of my
ideas on grounds of potential bias. But sometimes, you get that spark
of inspiration, and the need to do something else with your brain.
So, here's a ramble about why I think Batman really needs to take a
back-seat in Warner Bros attempt to make a cinematic universe, and
will hopefully finally express my mixed feelings on the character.
Image Copyright Warner Brothers etc.
The thing about Batman at this point is
that he's undemanding in terms of SFX, and you've got a bounty of
material to draw on. He's easy. While Bats does fight alien ghosts of
a Tuesday, he's basically on the level of James Bond. He's a gadget
guy, prefers not to be shot, doesn't use guns because of his origins,
and most of his foes are of that nature. He's a rich dude whom trains
his mind and body like a champion. Depicting him in live action is
only as difficult as you want it to be, whereas characters with
actual Super Powers, especially the weird looking ones, only really
became possible with CG(1). Narratively, he's also easy to get
behind, being the archetypical grim and gritty superhero. Even before
Frank Miller and Alan Moore took a swing at him, Batman was a guy
whose parents were murdered in front of him as a child, and overcame
unimaginable loss to start a quest to end crime, but decides not to
take human life for fearing of becoming what he hates. He's just
enough of an everyman to be easily empathised with, flexible with
tone, and the psychological aspects are endlessly fascinating.
Furthermore, the character has arguably the best selection of
colourful villains, many being evil counterparts or reflections of
Batman's personality. Its the best possible material to adapt. It
resulted in arguably the greatest cartoon series of the 90's. The
most memorable TV series of the 60's. Some spectacular video games.
And two genre defining films by Chrisopher Nolan. If you've ever been
anywhere near the Superhero genre, you know this, I do not have to
explain further. This foundation is so strong that people say Ben
Affleck is the best bit of Batman V Superman, despite the myriad
flaws and troubling characterisation associated with that film.
Like the guns and vehicular
homicide, but more on that shortly.
Batman however has some problems, ones
which mark the DC universe and the expectations of viewers. The
simple truth is that not all characters are Batman. Especially the
grimdark version Frank Miller codified, and a large subset of comics
fans tend to hold in high regard. Not every superhero works the same
way, or operates in the same context, but yet WB and many others
treat the character as the gold standard of the genre when it comes
to live action adaptations. This is kinda daft. you get a
homogenisation of the genre, where a bunch of wannabees end up
imitating the wrong things. See the comic book industry in the 90's,
or what happened to anime after Neon Genesis Evangelion came out.
Its for this reason why Arrow isn't
called Green Arrow. Why Man of Steel was essentially Superman Begins,
via Zack Synder. Why Bats V Supes took its inspiration from the Dark
Knight Returns. And why we have a TV series that's basically about
Batman before he was famous, even though there's no obvious narrative
there, and it presents all the problems of a prequel. This is also
why, I think, the Marvel films get stick for their lighter tone and
lack of memorable villains. Yes, the latter complaint is
reasonable(2), but the first bit isn't. Marvel has shown another way
of doing things, where antagonists are obstacles to be defeated, not
more important than the lead characters. There is an ingrained
mindset that these things should be serious, one that is slowly
breaking down, but not fast enough to avoid hobbling the new DC film
series out of the gate. Warner Bros in recent years has only really
managed to produce Batman films, or films that fit into a similar
Venn Diagram. They haven't been able to do Superheroes that don't fit
that template, and even then, the Batman movies are patchy. They've
basically got it into their heads that the dark and gritty is the
only way to go, something a lot of fans encouraged, its difficult for
them to change tracks now(3). It will be interesting to see how
Suicide Squad works out, with the rumours of comedic re-shoots and
increasingly technicolour advertising. But, then again, Bats is in
that too.
I thought there was a “no jokes"
policy.
Then there's the whole “unfortunate
implications” business. Going by recent films alone, it would be
easy to view Batman as a mentally unbalanced billionaire whom uses
his money to beat up the under-privileged, as opposed to spending on
Police and Social Programs. A violent power fantasy bordering on
Fascistic, excused by a childhood tragedy. The character's origins as
detective whom eschews guns on principle, gets lost in translation.
This is what happens when you repeatedly invoke “darkness” and
“realism” on a character whom dresses like a rodent to fight a
murder clown. You can only push it so far before the whole edifice
comes crashing down. Yes, this is a train of thought that utterly
defeats the point of the guy, and can be contradicted by citing
specific comics and scenes, but its an argument that can be made(4).
The Dark Knight, for example, is probably still in my top 5 Superhero
films, but you do find a certain Right Wing circa Dubya Bush feel to
events. This is a film where the hero flies into another country,
does an “Extraordinary Rendition”, beats up a guy in a Police
interrogation, and hacks every phone in Gotham in an attempt to find
a single person, although he does step back from that. This looks
more dirty than heroic, if you are of that mind. You can say I'm
reading too much into it, and maybe. But then again, the Ben Affleck
version is even worse, a multiple murderer whom brands criminals,
humanity and reason apparently absent. He's just a lump of brutality,
deciding to eliminate Superman for reasons that can only be described
as hypocritical. And don't forget, the 1989 Batman was pretty killy
too.
Pretty deliberate attempt at murder
there.
What I'm trying to say here is we don't
need another Batman film. At least not without a pretty comprehensive
reworking. The realism angle has been drained dry, and the direction
Synder took was unpleasant. And while I will always enjoy The
Animated Series, the best thing for the character and for DC, is just
put him in the background for a while.
Footnotes
- Yes, Superman did a good job in 1978ish, but that was at the upper limit of practicality and money at the time. Note how long it was between that film and Spider-Man.
- That said, DC cinematic villains stopped being good circa 2012. Note I said 2 Nolan films.
- Although, Batman: The Brave & The Bold does exist.
- Like how Indiana Jones was unnecessary in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Friday, 8 July 2016
The Nottingham Robot Company Has a Facebook
Hi there loyal readers. My apologies for the general lack of updates. This is of course due to my new business venture, and a family matter, both of which demanding more time than I ever expect. Things probably aren't going to get better on these fronts any time soon, but I'm going to try to knock out an opinion piece or two by the end of the month.
In the meantime, The Nottingham Robot Company has a facebook page, please take a look if this interests you.
Thanks.
In the meantime, The Nottingham Robot Company has a facebook page, please take a look if this interests you.
Thanks.
Sunday, 19 June 2016
A Review Of Deadpool(2016), On Blu-ray, Some Spoilers
Near my home
Deadpool is a movie Fox didn't want to
make. It was gonna have a high rating, "R" in the American
system, when Holywood logic said such things were unpopular.
Furthermore, the character was intimately associated with the
disaster that was X-Men Origins: Wolverine, although the titualar
Deadpool had been changed almost beyond recognition. The actor whom
played him, Ryan Reynolds, was a comics fan, and clearly wasn't happy
about it, as he spent the following years pushing for a more faithful
adaptation. Things had to have taken a personal angle for him, as he
starred in the similarly terrible Green Lantern. He must have felt
some need to atone, reclaim his nerd pride. Eventually, test footage
was leaked, with Reynolds making vague implications he did it, and
the resulting cheers got it green lit. Then its budget got cut just
before filming. Then it made some massive gross ticket sales.
It actually. took more than Man of Steel, a Superman film. The
original and most recognisable Superhero. The year isn't over yet,
but at the time of writing it hovers around #3 of the American cinema rankings, with similar performance worldwide. And this is fully
deserved.
Because Deadpool is, in a very specific way, the best X-Men film.
Now, I made this assertion to some friends, and it was a bit controversial. There are good X-Men films, although the ratio of good to bad is not a favourable one. The films certainly deserve credit for addressing prejudice and oppression, and this film is closer to top tier episode of Family Guy(1) than social commentary. Deadpool however succeeds in completely and utterly capturing the spirit and tone of the source material, juvenile as it is. The other X-Men films, especially the Brian Singer ones, tend to feel a step removed and samey, standard Hollywood. Be it superficial stuff like costumes, or bigger stuff like the Sentinels, the X-Men films have never quite embraced the quirks of the comics. This film does does. In fact its probably the most effective Marvel adaptation which Kevin Feige didn't have a hand in. Deadpool is, as near as it makes no difference, the comic book version. He's a hideous mercenary specialising in endless chatter and inventive obscenities. He's a fighter, whose resistance to injury allows for slapstick violence that would make the late great Rik Mayall proud. And he knows you are watching, that this film breaks the X-Men format, and the actor playing him has a few troubled productions on his IMDB page. They famously CG his mask to give it facial expressions. This personality shines like a beacon, and played into the masterful marketing for this film, a majority of which is happily on the disk. But does that make it an actually good film? Let's watch the uncensored trailer again.
Here be swears, BTW.
If any of that made you laugh, you will like the
film. Its very good at what it does, and no, those aren't all the
good jokes. The film is consistently funny, often taking a scattergun
approach, and quite happy shift comedic tones in an instant. As a
character, Deadpool as the potential to be as irritating to us as he
is to the supporting cast, but much has been done to balance him out.
For a start, as this basically is an origin story, we spend a lot of
time with the pre-pool-less-violent-but-still-chatty Wade Wilson and
his lovely love interest Vannessa, played by Firefly actress Morena
Baccarin(2). The chemistry between the two is fantastic, as she isn't
the serious girlfriend, she's almost as daft as he is. Both have a
lot of pain in their lives, and basically the same sense of humour.
And she does not take her eventual role as damsel lying down, so a
thumbs up there. The other characters vary between functional and
good. I do like Colossus as the straight-man Vanessa isn't, and as a
thematic contrast to Deadpool. TJ Miller's performance as Weasel
should be completely superfluous, he's a comic relief character in
a film where the lead character tells more jokes in one scene than
Jack Synder's entire career, but makes an impression with a few
very memorable lines. Negasonic Teenage Warhead has a very cool name,
and a pleasing antipathy to Deadpool. The villains of the piece,
“Ajax” and Angel Dust, aren't quite as memorable, if competent in
their roles, and this leads to possibly the film's main problem.
In my place of work....
When you get right down to it, Deadpool
the film isn't too dissimilar to the X-Men and 2000's superhero
flicks it periodically mocks. Action scenes are relatively few, take
place in some fairly generic locales, and are perhaps pedestrian when
compared to some of the stuff we've had this year. Its an origin
story mixed with a revenge story, and is fairly conventional when
viewed that way. Its doesn't really reach for anything difficult, its
more about being funny instead. Yes, the film plays cancer and the
resultant human experimentation scenes pretty serious, but its not
really what the film is about. You don't necessarily notice this as
an issue because A) it is very funny, B) that really should be
enough, and C) the film jumps around its timeline. It makes the film
seem slightly cleverer than it actually is, and I would say suffers
slightly in repeat viewings through this. That, and the jokes getting
old, of course.
The Verdict
You need to have the right sense of
humour to enjoy Deadpool, but its seems there's no shortage of it
lately. Fans of the character can rejoice in that they got it right.
Fans of superhero films will have a good time. People whom think that
superheroes need a little bit of ego deflation will probably enjoy
it, although its not a satire of the genre. People whom feel
superheroes should be serious need not apply, however. Not a perfect
film, and maybe we won't remember it in 18 months. The best superhero
comedy remains Kick-Ass, and its not quite a match for Guardians of
the Galaxy, but Deadpool is just what we all needed.
Foot notes
- A.K.A an actually funny one. Possibly involving the Chicken.
- There is similarity in the two roles, but I'd say she was enjoying this role a bit more.
Saturday, 18 June 2016
It Been A Bad Week For News
I don't really have anything useful to add to the discussion, so here's Adam Hill.
Sunday, 12 June 2016
A Belated Review Of X-Men: Apocalypse, With Many Spoilers
I'm by no means the first to point this
out, but the 16 year old X-Men saga is a bit weird. I mean, some of
its good, some of its terrible. Its technically Marvel, but its not
proper Marvel. Some of its really important to the genre, but
also a lot has been made obsolete by the MCU and Christopher Nolan.
There's some good drama and big issues, but the drama can often
misfire, its often reliant on Magneto being the villain in some way,
and the adaptations aren't always that close. Multiple mutants get
crammed in, often only because of their powers, with their
personalities and back stories ignored. Comic accuracy is not
something they really do, but they've been getting better lately. And
there's this kind of period drama, nostalgia for its own early
instalments, type thing going on. Before it was near future sci-fi,
now its more alternate history via continuity ruining time travel and
soft reboots. Its probably best described as mediocre, and contract
driven. Fox has to keep making these periodically, lest the rights
default to their original owner, a competitor, and the X-Men are
popular enough to keep the films profitable. Merit isn't a factor in
the process any more. That said, Days Of Future Past worked better
than it should have, and Deadpool is a highlight of 2016(1). Where
does Apocalypse sit? Well, its a film in the mediocre category.
There's a few strengths, some really head-scratching problems, but a
lot of it just ends up being so dull my reaction is of apathy. At least until I started writing this.
To
demonstrate my point, let me describe Magneto's big scene in this
film. He's married and has had a daughter in the otherwise
inexplicable decade since the last film. He's in hiding, but happy.
We know what happens next. The creative types behind this film aren't
gonna let him be happy. Even with the timeline being thoroughly
messed up, Magneto, AKA Erik Lehnsherr, has to be the mutant
terrorist. So, these characters are going to be sacrificed in the
name of drama. So, Magneto accidentally reveals himself at the steel mill
where he works, saving a man's life via magnetism. Why Magneto chose
to work at a place where he could so easily use his powers by
accident is unclear, maybe he wanted weapons to hand, but it was the
noble thing to do. The Police come for him, and show enough genre
awareness to leave the metal things at home, and he agrees to go
quietly. Unfortunately, his daughter manifests her own mutant powers,
and in the confusion, daughter and wife die. Fassbender acts his arse
off, completely selling the anguish of a man whom has seen those he
cares about murdered in front of him once again. He then slaughters
the policemen with the only metal nearby, the locket containing a
picture of his parents. It almost works, the scene, but then two
realisations hit. The first is that you scarcely remember anything
about Magneto's family, not even their names in my case. The second
thing is that, somehow, a metal-free arrow fired by accident from a
short bow killed two people. Instantly, with hardly a sound or
blood.
Not to trivialise the death of a mother and child, but that's a Hawkeye/Arrow level of skill there.
And this is it right, pretty much the whole damn movie. I should care for the characters, or I should be angry they messed it up, but I don't. Its got some heavy weight stuff, or something potentially awesome, but then something happens to negate the effect, and its really noticeable in the second half. To continue on with Magneto, there's a scene where Apocalypse tries to recruit him. The pitch? To take him to Auschwitz, the Nazi death camp of reality, and the place where Magneto's parents died. Horrific stuff, which needs handling with care. Here Apocalypse seeks to convince the grieving mutant of the need to wipe the world clean, encouraging Magneto to rip the foundations out, while boosting his abilities. Throughout all this, all of it, the Horsemen loiter in their costumes like lost LARPers, and Psylocke in particular probably showing far too much skin for the occasion(2). The contrast between the characters, in their silly clothes, and what the scene is about is too sharp. Apocalypse himself has been ice for millennia, he's got a good excuse for any social faux pas, but his horsemen should know better. Were black cloaks not available? Did they not mention it to him? Did nobody think of this? Its a little tone deaf, isn't it?
Not to trivialise the death of a mother and child, but that's a Hawkeye/Arrow level of skill there.
And this is it right, pretty much the whole damn movie. I should care for the characters, or I should be angry they messed it up, but I don't. Its got some heavy weight stuff, or something potentially awesome, but then something happens to negate the effect, and its really noticeable in the second half. To continue on with Magneto, there's a scene where Apocalypse tries to recruit him. The pitch? To take him to Auschwitz, the Nazi death camp of reality, and the place where Magneto's parents died. Horrific stuff, which needs handling with care. Here Apocalypse seeks to convince the grieving mutant of the need to wipe the world clean, encouraging Magneto to rip the foundations out, while boosting his abilities. Throughout all this, all of it, the Horsemen loiter in their costumes like lost LARPers, and Psylocke in particular probably showing far too much skin for the occasion(2). The contrast between the characters, in their silly clothes, and what the scene is about is too sharp. Apocalypse himself has been ice for millennia, he's got a good excuse for any social faux pas, but his horsemen should know better. Were black cloaks not available? Did they not mention it to him? Did nobody think of this? Its a little tone deaf, isn't it?
Tone deaf isn't a bad way to describe the flaws here, especially when logic in
general starts to fail. There's a scene where Professor X touches
Apocalypse's mind and gets "hacked", Apocalypse using the
link to launch every nuclear missile from its silo. Its an honestly
tense moment, this dude is called Apocalypse, and he seems to
have lived up to his name a whole act early. But then you realise not
only is he firing them into space, completely against his objective,
and they choose this point to do the Stan Lee cameo. Apocalypse instead
uses Magneto to rip the metal from all the world, an act less
radioactive, but no less destructive given that most of it came out
of buildings. Erik easily killed millions, possibly hundreds of
millions. Does anyone discuss this? No. His punishment? Nothing. He
comes to his senses, fights Apocalypse, and gets credited as the hero
of the hour. Insert your own comparison to Civil War and/or Batman V Superman here. I see what they are aiming for, but in ignoring these consequences, any deeper meaning of the film is diminished.
Also, given the
plot of the last film, shouldn't the Sentinel Program be approved
after all this? I mean, the world's nuclear arsenal got fired into space. Just a thought.
The film also suffers from the "Wolverine Detour", a chunk of the film that adds nothing to the plot bar fan service and a plot hole. Basically, the protagonists get captured by Colonel/Major Stryker, whom has been experimenting on Wolverine. They let Logan out, he kills a bunch of people, runs into the woods, and then the plot continues. This could have been excised completely from the film, and you would have lost nothing. In fact, it actually makes the post-credit scene less interesting as it spoils the surprise. Yes, you could argue Spider-Man was unnecessary in Civil War, but at least he didn't bring a continuity error. You see, Stryker didn't take Wolverine at the end of the last film, Mystique disguised as Stryker did. So what happened there? Wasn't it implied she had plans for him? Is this not a mistake? Mystique in this film seems to be written to reflect Jennifer Lawrence's role as Katniss from the Hunger Games and an Oscar winner. She's intended to be inspirational and heroic, but not the manipulator and assassin she should be. Her part in things could have been easily filled by any other character, and she's hardly ever blue, seemingly forgetting her mutant pride. Of course, having her be involved with the highly unethical Weapon X program would have greatly undermined her position as a Che Guevara, so I assume some form of studio politics and/or basic incompetence at play. Clearly, they hoped this would go unnoticed, or hand-waved it as being a decade later, but we know why the scene is here. Its to add to ticket sales by added Logan to the mix, not because the story needs it.
The film also suffers from the "Wolverine Detour", a chunk of the film that adds nothing to the plot bar fan service and a plot hole. Basically, the protagonists get captured by Colonel/Major Stryker, whom has been experimenting on Wolverine. They let Logan out, he kills a bunch of people, runs into the woods, and then the plot continues. This could have been excised completely from the film, and you would have lost nothing. In fact, it actually makes the post-credit scene less interesting as it spoils the surprise. Yes, you could argue Spider-Man was unnecessary in Civil War, but at least he didn't bring a continuity error. You see, Stryker didn't take Wolverine at the end of the last film, Mystique disguised as Stryker did. So what happened there? Wasn't it implied she had plans for him? Is this not a mistake? Mystique in this film seems to be written to reflect Jennifer Lawrence's role as Katniss from the Hunger Games and an Oscar winner. She's intended to be inspirational and heroic, but not the manipulator and assassin she should be. Her part in things could have been easily filled by any other character, and she's hardly ever blue, seemingly forgetting her mutant pride. Of course, having her be involved with the highly unethical Weapon X program would have greatly undermined her position as a Che Guevara, so I assume some form of studio politics and/or basic incompetence at play. Clearly, they hoped this would go unnoticed, or hand-waved it as being a decade later, but we know why the scene is here. Its to add to ticket sales by added Logan to the mix, not because the story needs it.
The young X-Men? Erm, OK, I guess. They do pass muster as teenage versions of those
characters depicted in the first two Singer films. If you consider
those depictions to good ones, this is a plus, but the film is a bit
bloated, and not all characters really get due screentime or have a
memorable moment. We also have to ask if their inclusion has more to
do with nostalgia and a vague attempt to maintain continuity, rather
than them having something notably important to do? Cyclops comes off
well, but Jean Grey is back to set up the Dark Phoenix Saga again. I
seriously hope that this is not the case, and that this is just
another example of misused plot elements form the comics, because the
films are samey enough without them trying to remake their worst
instalment. Either go to space, or go back to the drawing
board. Apocalypse himself? Nothing to him, but you'll excuse me if I bring this to a close.....
The Verdict
I should be listing some positives here, I know, but I' don't remember many. At best, its acceptable. At worst its kind of dumb, and borderline offensive if you like the actual X-Men comics. But mostly, its just there. Its not even bad enough for too hate. Seriously folks, its barely worth seeing once, let alone twice. Go watch the 90's cartoon again, I'm sure it on Netflix or similar.
The Verdict
I should be listing some positives here, I know, but I' don't remember many. At best, its acceptable. At worst its kind of dumb, and borderline offensive if you like the actual X-Men comics. But mostly, its just there. Its not even bad enough for too hate. Seriously folks, its barely worth seeing once, let alone twice. Go watch the 90's cartoon again, I'm sure it on Netflix or similar.
Images copyright of Fox, used under fair use provisions.
Foot notes
- A review of that follows shortly.
- Aside from being hired muscle, all Psylocke really does is walk around in comic accurate fetish outfit. A missed opportunity.
Sunday, 29 May 2016
NEWS: Introducing My New Project: The Nottingham Robot Company
Right, lets talk about this side
project I was talking about. Its taken a while, as I slowly crawl to
my objective, but the first step has been made. I now sell toys on
the internet. My hobby is now an attempt at a profession.
Now, lets answer some questions.
What do you sell?
Transformers. As you might expect.
Maybe other stuff by the time you read this. Or less.
Where do you sell these toys?
On eBay, see here.
You don't seem to have much, do you?
First off, thanks for looking. Second:
hey, baby steps. Baby steps. Got a lot on order.
Are you going beyond being an eBay
trader?
That's the plan. Just now, I'm doing
what I can between shifts, so its taking time.
What does this mean for this blog?
In the short term? A hiatus. I started
this blog to fill free time, and despite my early optimism, I have
less of that. This is on top of the family matter, too.
So, after the hiatus?
If I sell Transformers, I feel I
can't really review Transformers any more. The potential for
bias, or accusations thereof, is not something I want. So, I'm going
to rework the blog away from such things into more general
discussions.
What happens to the existing reviews?
The internet forgets nothing, so as
they are up, they stay up. I stand by my previous work though.
When will you post here again?
I'm not doing a regular schedule, but
maybe in a month, all being well.
Thanks to all my readers, hope to see
you all back with a new format soon.
Sunday, 22 May 2016
A Concise Review of Generations Tankor In 500 Words Or Less
Pricepoint/Vintage:
Deluxe, 2014.
Modes: Robot and
Cybertronian Tank.
Transformation Style: Unique, lay down.
Play Patterns: Robot and
tank, C Clip weaponry, pressure missile, spinning saws, a pack-in
comic in the USA.
Points of Interest: A rare
modernisation of a character from the then-controversial Beast
Machines series.
The Good
Tankor has an almost perfect resemblance to the animation model in robot mode, and strikes an imposing silhouette. All the elements are there, spinning buzzsaws, opening claws, and an impressive shoulder cannon. Total joint count is 21, best in the arms due to a non-humanoid design, but extremely characterful. Switching to tank mode is simple, and the weapon is C rung based, granting some additional play value.
Tankor has an almost perfect resemblance to the animation model in robot mode, and strikes an imposing silhouette. All the elements are there, spinning buzzsaws, opening claws, and an impressive shoulder cannon. Total joint count is 21, best in the arms due to a non-humanoid design, but extremely characterful. Switching to tank mode is simple, and the weapon is C rung based, granting some additional play value.
The Bad
This is one of those toys whom is probably in the wrong size class, many feeling the character would have been better served as voyager rather than a stumpy deluxe. As he stands, Tankor suffers from some very notable hollows in both modes, wheels that don't roll well, and a left leg that likes to separate at the thigh during transformation. There is also some misapplied paint on mine, while some examples have two left arms, preventing transformation, and the comic has its pages out of order too.
This is one of those toys whom is probably in the wrong size class, many feeling the character would have been better served as voyager rather than a stumpy deluxe. As he stands, Tankor suffers from some very notable hollows in both modes, wheels that don't roll well, and a left leg that likes to separate at the thigh during transformation. There is also some misapplied paint on mine, while some examples have two left arms, preventing transformation, and the comic has its pages out of order too.
The Mediocre
Fidelity to the animation is much lower in tank form, and if you aren't familiar with Beast Machines, the Visible Head Syndrome will be a negative. There's been no attempt to work in 5mm functionality, not that he ever really had accessories in the show, and the implementation of the buzzsaws leaves them fixed to the forearms.
The Alternatives
Most of the alternatives to Tankor require you to go back to the original Beast Machines moulds, circa 2000. These vary significantly in price, likeness, and size, but the tiny Tank Drone toy is well-regarded. Be warned however that chrome, translucent plastic and balljoints were very common, and its been 16 or so years. If all you want is a big and brutal looking military vehicle though, consider Generations Warpath or Darkmount of a few years earlier.
Most of the alternatives to Tankor require you to go back to the original Beast Machines moulds, circa 2000. These vary significantly in price, likeness, and size, but the tiny Tank Drone toy is well-regarded. Be warned however that chrome, translucent plastic and balljoints were very common, and its been 16 or so years. If all you want is a big and brutal looking military vehicle though, consider Generations Warpath or Darkmount of a few years earlier.
The Verdict
Going by a checklist, Tankor just isn't very good. He needed a few less gaps, and a bit more functionality. If you are on-board with the marmite style, like me, the robot mode more than compensates. Tankor is probably the most unique Transformer of the past five years, but that's not necessarily the same thing as being great. If it is to you, or you're a Beast Machines fan, rejoice, he's quite cheap on the secondary market. But for everyone else, you can skip him.
Going by a checklist, Tankor just isn't very good. He needed a few less gaps, and a bit more functionality. If you are on-board with the marmite style, like me, the robot mode more than compensates. Tankor is probably the most unique Transformer of the past five years, but that's not necessarily the same thing as being great. If it is to you, or you're a Beast Machines fan, rejoice, he's quite cheap on the secondary market. But for everyone else, you can skip him.
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Sunday, 15 May 2016
A Concise Review of Combiner Wars Sky Lynx (And Sky Reign) In 500 Words Or Less
Pricepoint/Vintage:
Voyager, 2016.
Modes: Dinobird, Shuttle,
Combiner Torso.
Transformation Style: CW
voyager, beastformer.
Play
Patterns: Beast and vehicle, combiner, 5mm weaponry.
Points
of Interest: A newly combining modernisation of the 1986 original. No
partner legend toy. THIS EXISTS.
The Good
His dinobird mode has 26 joints, 4 in the neck and head, making him very expressive. He can't wield his weapons in the normal sense, but there 5mm ports on the wings, and dedicated tabs for tail storage. His shuttle mode captures the G1 toy, with a sci-fi spin. The torso mode is both distinctive and attractive, its lynx head, colours and chest granting much character. For this review, I've been forced to use a few stand-ins, but Sky Reign impresses, not least due to his combined sword weapon. He looks good in all three modes, and the play value is there, and boy, does he stand out on the shelf because he's so weird. Also, he's vaguely adorable.
His dinobird mode has 26 joints, 4 in the neck and head, making him very expressive. He can't wield his weapons in the normal sense, but there 5mm ports on the wings, and dedicated tabs for tail storage. His shuttle mode captures the G1 toy, with a sci-fi spin. The torso mode is both distinctive and attractive, its lynx head, colours and chest granting much character. For this review, I've been forced to use a few stand-ins, but Sky Reign impresses, not least due to his combined sword weapon. He looks good in all three modes, and the play value is there, and boy, does he stand out on the shelf because he's so weird. Also, he's vaguely adorable.
The Bad
Sky Lynx has been the subject of repeated reports of loose joints, my example being effected. The back feet don't always hold a position, and the major ratchets are too soft. This is problematic in the combined form, not least because the shoulder assemblies don't lock in place. Its not as bad as a problem as say a first run of Motor Master, but it is an issue. Less subjectively, there's a few too many gaps here, and the lynx head isn't properly hidden.
Sky Lynx has been the subject of repeated reports of loose joints, my example being effected. The back feet don't always hold a position, and the major ratchets are too soft. This is problematic in the combined form, not least because the shoulder assemblies don't lock in place. Its not as bad as a problem as say a first run of Motor Master, but it is an issue. Less subjectively, there's a few too many gaps here, and the lynx head isn't properly hidden.
The
Mediocre
Due to his reduced size and combiner role, Sky Lynx has lost some modes, but you can fudge a lynx form. The lack of a true robot form will bother some, and I personally prefer to transform the torso mode differently from the instructions. The shuttle mode arguably does a better job than the CW Aerialbot moulds at concealing the robot forms, as while there's stuff under the wing, its not obviously limbs, and its meant to be there.
Due to his reduced size and combiner role, Sky Lynx has lost some modes, but you can fudge a lynx form. The lack of a true robot form will bother some, and I personally prefer to transform the torso mode differently from the instructions. The shuttle mode arguably does a better job than the CW Aerialbot moulds at concealing the robot forms, as while there's stuff under the wing, its not obviously limbs, and its meant to be there.
The
Alternatives
Commander Modesty is so hugely odd that no directly comparable options exist other than the G1 toy. There's incoming release of the Liokaiser set which we know includes a repaint of this, but little else. This leaves almost any CW voyager, but none of those are beasts.
Commander Modesty is so hugely odd that no directly comparable options exist other than the G1 toy. There's incoming release of the Liokaiser set which we know includes a repaint of this, but little else. This leaves almost any CW voyager, but none of those are beasts.
The
Verdict
Sky Lynx benefits immensely from being completely unlike the rest of Combiner Wars, both visually and in play, while retaining most of the strengths. This is another one of those toys nobody expected, a welcome break from the monotony of the line, and has much to enjoy. However, the loose joints took the shine off things for me. This is not a consistent flaw, and one I intend to fix, but I would be remiss as reviewer to not mention it. Its also a marmite concept that suffers from having to combine with a load of repaints. Definitely good, but not mandatory.
Sky Lynx benefits immensely from being completely unlike the rest of Combiner Wars, both visually and in play, while retaining most of the strengths. This is another one of those toys nobody expected, a welcome break from the monotony of the line, and has much to enjoy. However, the loose joints took the shine off things for me. This is not a consistent flaw, and one I intend to fix, but I would be remiss as reviewer to not mention it. Its also a marmite concept that suffers from having to combine with a load of repaints. Definitely good, but not mandatory.
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